Missing: one camera. Old digital. Takes mediocre photos and has no interesting or useful features. No reward offered, but if you find it, I will take it off your hands before it frustrates you into buying a new one.
I intended to show you pictures of my latest FO, but alas, the black hole is now fighting dirty. It seems to have swallowed my crummy old digital camera, which I have been using since my newer digital camera died in Jamaica in July. Perhaps in recompense, it has disgorged the missing music book--days after I replaced it with a new one, which cannot be returned. It showed up in the back of the closet, where my son insists he never put it, and anyway, he looked for it there and didn't find it. This might be because he didn't have his missing glasses, which a neighbor found in her garage, where he is certain he did not leave them. My other son's missing math book turned up, so I am told, in the backyard of a classmate, whose house he has never visited. I think the black hole may in fact be a wormhole, since it appears to be transporting objects to places they have allegedly never been before. Further evidence of this is the multiple unmatched socks that have appeared in my house, but do not belong to any member of my family, and several boy scout badges, which is odd, since my boys have never been boy scouts.
Somewhere in the Himalayas, I'm sure my old camera has mysteriously appeared on someone's hearth and is even now being treated as an inscrutable god with miraculous powers. Either that, or one of the kids left it in someone's backyard.