Actual conversation with my ten-year old yesterday:
Son: Mom, which one is better, Harvard or Yale?
Son: Huh. How come?
Me: Because I went to Harvard.
Son: You DID?!
Me: Uh huh.
Son: Wow! No wonder you're so smart. I'm going to Harvard, too.
I'll be accepting donations to his college fund, in case anyone's interested.